The Curious Case of the Ephemeral Beefcake

Turns out DC has a storytelling scene because at this point having one is like having a music scene: it's a question of flavor rather than existence. Spectra and I have been to a few shows at a few venues and it tastes very familiar. Once again, anthropology 101 teaches us "people, any people, are far more alike than they're different." Why is this lesson so difficult for me to absorb? A question for a another time.

This story is about the time I was featured in a pin-up boy calendar. If you know this story it'll sound basically the same. I also look the same so, um, yeah.

As always, enjoy... or not.