#1: Beefcake Pinup Boy

Hello, teeny tiny subset of humanity. As an even smaller subset of you know I've been working on making the stories I tell at storytelling available online so that you can skip my shows without so much as a whisper of your conscience wheedling away at the back of your mind saying "but you should be supportive." Now you can support me from the comfort of wherever you feel comfortable.

Or not. You don't have to care one lick about any of this if you don't feel like it for any reason or reasons you wish. Here are few I can think off right now: you don't like the sound of my voice; you don't like my stories; you hear me tell stories all the time; you just flat-out don't like me; you rue the fact you're related to me through marriage or dating. All of these are perfectly valid.

If you do care I'll somewhat quickly get caught up with all the existing stories and then post the new story every month. I'm still fiddling with recording and production techniques so the sound of these is likely to quickly evolve over the near future. There will come a day when you'll be able to find these on iTunes, I think, but we'll see. In any event, this is the beginning. Thanks for being here.

This is the first story I told at storytelling and is no doubt the second best I've told. It's about the time I was briefly a notable semi-nude pinup boy calendar model. In case you're wondering, you could safely listen to this with your parents or children (but not both).


http://ia701503.us.archive.org/1/items/BeefcakePinupBoy/BeefcakePinupBoy.mp3